Thursday 21 February 2013

Books: Spawn

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Spawn
By Todd McFarlane
2006





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If I could I would make it so that as soon as you started reading this review you would hear the chug-chug-chugging of some mid-90s heavy-metal guitars [1]. You know - some Rage Against The Machine maybe or hell: anything off the soundtrack that came out with the 1997 Spawn film [2]: because - well - yeah: Spawn all the way from his name [3] all the way to his garish, chains and red cape outfit [4] is the absolute embodiment of 90s superhero excess: and depending on your tastes - that means that he's like: total the worst thing ever - or the best thing since Pop Tarts [5].

When I saw it sitting on the shelves of Central Library: my first reaction was a stupid grin - I mean - I may as well just admit it and get it out of the way: for a few issues at least [6] I was a teenage Spawn reader. I don't know if this was just somesort of pack instinct or silly gullibility or (maybe) the fact that (at the time) the thought of a superhero from Hell with magical green powers was just the most awesome thing I had ever heard of: but - well - there it is: I'm not proud [7].

Revisiting one of the bastions of my teenage years I was expecting nothing more than a bit of a larky, giggly laugh: like flipping through old photos and marvelling at the way you used to wear your hair. But of course things are never that simple - especially when you get Frank Miller to write your introduction.

I mean: when I first saw his name I was a little shocked: it was (a bit) like seeing Thom Yorke introducing Marilyn Manson (or something: I dunno - maybe make up your own analogy of respected industry figure acting as a host for some cheesy bubblegum nonsense [9]): but then he starts putting things in context and making grand proclamations like: "Spawn in a chunk of comics history and an important one. Spawn is a Boston Tea Party, a loud rude act of defiance against a bad, broken system built on abusing it's finest." Which made me go - oh: wow - ok: yeah: comics history and DC and Marvel screwing over creators and etc - and yeah: I guess it is good that finally someone could create a superhero and own all the rights to it and stuff [10]: but well - that Hunter S. Thompson quote from Fear and Loathing Las Vegas springs to mind [11] while it might have seemed like the start of some Brave New Dawn all the way back in 1992 or whatever: but with over twenty years hindsight - things look a lot less rosey: the bad news is that DC and Marvel still rule the comics market with an iron fist and - well: that market has now shrunk down to almost nothing (or is that just me? I dunno...). Reading the Frank Miller introduction is like looking back at the early stages of a gold rush where - it turned out - there wasn't actually any gold in them there hills: like - it's nice that they were so happy and hopeful - but it's sad that nothing really came of it and that the Boston Tea Partying didn't actually manage to kick-start a revolution after all: and the bad, broken system is still in place today.

Oh well.

On to the comic (which is a bit of a shock after the hallowed tones of the introduction - like - hell: hearing Thom Yorke wax lyrical about the way music can stir the soul and sooth the savage beast: and then having Marilyn Manson come out and do his cover of Tainted Love [12]) and from it's very first lines ("I don't belong. Not here. Not now.") which (is this just me?) reminded me of another popular hit from the early 90s [13] - the whole thing positively reeks of teenage-boy-ness (with that too-much-Lynx smell hanging over every page like a damp cloth): I mean - hell: a hideously scarred outcast that can't communicate his romantic intentions to his beloved: it doesn't take that much for your average hormone-drenched male youth to relate - you know? And with hard boiled dialogue like "Funny how being a walking dead man can screw up your life." existing in the dunderheaded spot between Sin City and - hell - every other superhero comic ever: then - yeah: I can see why it used to appeal to me so much that I paid good money to go and see the movie. All the darkest bits of Batman, Spider-Man and Daredevil all mixed up in a blender and sprinkled with a shot of hell-fire? I mean: reading it now it all seems coldly calculated for the widest possible appeal: but what the hey right? No one is that discerning when they're that young - so what's the harm?

Of course - there are a few things that put it ahead of the curve: one of which I remember appealing to me at the time is that right at the start there's a promise of an expiry date (I'll just say 9999 and leave it at that): I mean - I knew at the time that every superhero comic out there just went on forever and ever and ever: and hell - who wants to be caught in a story that never actually goes anywhere? No thank you: not for me [14]. But Spawn presents itself right from the start as something different as something that seems like it has a finite story to tell: rather than just another never-ending franchise [15].

What else? Well: as you may or may not know: one of the more notable features of Spawn is that for 4 issues (Spawn #8 - #11) Todd McFarlane somehow (my best guess would be: by using loads and loads of money: but whatever) managed to get four of the best comic writers of - like - ever to write a single guest issue of Spawn: Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Dave Sim and Frank Miller (which - in case you didn't realise was like a big deal): it would be like if Marilyn Manson had an album which had songs written by - well: hell - you can fill in the rest: you know.

Sadly for whatever reasons [16] the only two stories that appear here are the Alan Moore one and the Frank Miller (strangely tho - although Frank Miller gets credit for his story - I couldn't find Alan Moore's name anywhere in the entire book: which is a little strange - and I had to google the name of the story "In Heaven (Everything is Fine)" just to make sure it was him [17]) and - hell - even if you don't feel like you have any interest in the adventures of Spawn: I would still recommend you trying out the Alan Moore story: it's like an expanded edition of one of his Future Shock stories that he used to write for 2000AD (The Frank Miller story? Meh. That's less good: but then it doesn't really seem like he's really trying that hard - but I guess it's more him bending his approach to Spawn rather than Alan Moore who bends Spawns to meet him).

But yeah: as for the rest: I mean - if you've ever seen Todd McFarlane's artwork anywhere - then you should know what to expect: everyone stands around posing - and there's loads of finickity little details hanging around the place: but the feeling it tends to leave you with is the same one you get after you eat a Big Mac: I mean - yeah: it's kinda tasty: but it's not particularly nourishing - you know?

And - of course: it's doing it's best to keep you hooked: so there's not much closure at the end: just another cliffhanger to try and keep you coming back: although if you don't know your Image Universe that well (like me) then it's not that much of a hook (I thought it was the introduction of a new character - but instead it's someone that you're already supposed to know: oh well).

In conclusion: SPAWN. You already know if you're gonna like it or not - so what more can I say?

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[1] Like a Myspace page or something: in fact - YES: if I could somehow write this whole thing so that it came up like a Myspace page: that would be absolutely perfect (oh well).

[2] "Spawn: The Album was released in July 1997 and brought together popular rock bands at the time including Metallica, Korn, Slayer, Marilyn Manson and Silverchair with well known DJs and electronic producers such as The Crystal Method, Roni Size, and The Prodigy." So - yeah - something like that.

[3] According to lastfm there's more than one band who go by the name “Spawn.” (a 90s alternative rock band from Buffalo, NY (I mean - obviously) a German straight-edge band, a happy ska-punk band from the Netherlands, a brutal Death Metal band from Germany, a hip-hop MC and a metal band from The Netherlands also from the 90’s). frankly I'm surprised that there aren't more: although I guess that most people would associate Spawn with Frogs rather than Hell - but whatever.

[4] Which - to Todd McFarlane's credit - is delivered a stinging put -down by one of the ever-present TV presenters (who I would say act as Spawn's Greek Chorus - if saying so didn't make me sound like a English literature paper): I thought I wrote it down somewhere - (because it made me chuckle when I read it) - but now I can't find it: oh well - you'll know it when you see it.

[5] Which - ok - were invented in 1964: but for some reason (to me) seem like a 1990s thing. Whatever.

[6] Ok - so maybe more than a few issues: in fact - reading through this Volume a hell of a lot of it seemed very familiar -so I think that I might have got a good 12 issues in before I dropped out (or did they stop publishing them in the UK? I dunno - one of the two anyway....).

[7] In fact - I mean: while we're admitting stuff - I guess I should also 'fess up that on the week it was released me and my sister walked down the Brighton seafront to go to a evening showing of the (aforementioned) Spawn feature film (directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé and starring Michael Jai White: both of whom (according to their wikipedia entries at least) hold up Spawn as their career highlights: so - erm - yes): which - strange (and as sad) as it may seem: is kinda one of my happiest memories from my teenage years: not so much for the film (which I can barely remember [8]) but for the heart-to-heart me and my sister had walking there and back (moral of the story I'd say is that - even if your life is full of trashy junk entertainment: it's still possible to build some pretty beautiful moments round the side of them: or something...).

[8] Ok - fine: I can't remember a single frame. Hell - maybe I fell asleep when I was watching it or something?

[9] And just to be clear: I don't have a problem with cheesy bubblegum nonsense: I just normally expect it to be treated as such. (And of course (as every comic fan should already know) - Frank Miller is - well - gonzo enough (especially in recent years) that I guess I shouldn't be surprised by anything he does: but - you know: the introduction (according to the notes) was written back in the 1990s back when he was still (relatively) sane and known for stuff like Sin City (which is good) rather than stuff like Holy Terror (which is not good)).

[10] Although it should be pointed out that reason that Todd McFarlane could do this is because he did Spider-Man for Marvel and got loads of mainstream love and a massive cult following which he then brought with him when he jumped ship: it's like Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails and whoever selling their albums with a "pay what you like" system: it works for them because they already have a fan-base in place - but for anyone just starting out with superhero comics or making music or whatever - well (massive understatement) - it's a lot harder.

[11] You know the one: "And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave.… So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."

[12] I told you that you should come up with your own analogy because now it looks like this is the one we're stuck with.

[13] Hell - if they ever get around to making another Spawn film: I reckon they should use it as the theme song ("I want a perfect body / I want a perfect soul" etc).

[14] The only other comic that I used to buy every week at that time was 2000AD: and seeing how that was an anthology - it seemed less like something that was trying to cheat you with never-ending formulations on the same basic concept and more like something that had actual stories with beginnings, middles and ends (well - most of the time): and hell - even Judge Dredd got older each year: which just seemed like - I dunno: a much fairer way to treat your readership (or maybe that's just me?).

[15] But - oops (reading the wikipedia page): it turns out that was a lie: "On January 12, 2011, issue #200 completely sold out within that single day. This marks the bicentennial issue of the series and features an all-star creative lineup, including Greg Capullo, David Finch, Michael Golden, Jim Lee, Rob Liefeld, Marc Silvestri, Danny Miki, and Ashley Wood all contributing to the anniversary issue. A second printing was released on February 9, 2011. Despite its remarkable sales, it has endured terrible reception from fans and reviewers alike." (oh dear).

[16] Most probably in Neil Gaiman's case legal ones (see here, here and here for more information if that's what turns you on).

[17] I mean - even tho he does a pretty good Todd McFarlane impression and is only coasting on 10% of his usual 5000 horsepower ways: just from the jump in quality and the power of the ideas: you can still obviously tell that it's someone different at the controls (for whatever reason I'm reminded of that line from The Simpsons: "You wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos! Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson. Of course, they didn't use their real names, but you could tell it was them.") 

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Links: Comics Alliance Article: ComicsAlliance Reviews Todd McFarlane's 'Spawn' Year One, Part 1: QuestionsPart 2: Justice & PaybackPart Three: WritertownPart 4: 'Flashback'

Further reading: Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Sin City, RoninHeavy LiquidElephantmenThe Life and Times of Martha Washington in the Twenty-First CenturyThe Complete Future ShocksProphet.

All comments welcome.

Tuesday 19 February 2013

Books: Jerusalem: Chronicles from the Holy City

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Jerusalem: Chronicles from the Holy City
By Guy Delisle
2012





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Right. Ok.

There's this trend of - I don't really know what to quite call it - ("blank reporting" maybe?) - that seems to have become the dominant  mode of journalism over the past decade or so. The two best examples I can think of would be Jon Ronson and Louis Theroux (and please don't get me wrong - I love Jon Ronson and Louis Theroux): where the aim of the game is merely to catalogue whatever strange weirdness the world can throw up: be it conspiracy theorists or right wing extremists or whatever - and the reporter is just there to document and get it all down on film (and maybe ask one or two questions here or there in order to clarify some of the finer points ("And you think who is the Anti-Christ exactly?" "Right. Ok."etc)). It's all fair and balanced and being neutral and not taking sides and being "objective."

Only - as entertaining as that can be - (and to be fair: it does mean that the journalists who practice it get a lot more access to the intricacies of whatever thing it is that they're talking about than more outwardly opinionated journalists would be able to secure: so there is that - yeah ok) it does mean that the people doing the reporting lack (for my palate at least) the requisite ammount of belly fire [1] that I feel is needed. Maybe this is giving away too much of my own personality: but when faced with some-sort of monstrous injustice then I like my men or women in the field to at least have the common courtesy to get a little bit indignant (no? Or is this just me?).

I mean - yeah - the real world is often needlessly complicated and muddled up and twisted around: a lot of the time if you want to be "objective" and report the facts then - well: (in some cases at least - because like I said (and like you should already have figured out on your own): life is complicated) that kinda means that (after you review all the available evidence and etc) you need to choose a side [2]. And - just sitting in the middle and sitting on the fence and going "well - you know: a little from column A, a little from column B" doesn't magically place you above the crowd: more like it means that you need to think things over a little more. At least - that's my opinion.

But then again: maybe I'm making that classic mistake (that critics make all the time): of being given a milkshake and complaining that it's not a burger? Because - yeah: Jerusalem: Chronicles from the Holy City is not a book all that concerned with giving the reader real political insight or the over-view of the history of the conflict or any of that kind of stuff - nah - like it says in the title this is a chronicle [3] - a report of life as it is on the ground: and what day-to-day life is like for a hapless cartoonist trying to balance his family life with the demands of an artist (which mainly seems to involve finding a good place to do some sketches). And expecting anything more - well - it's like he says himself at one point: "Maybe they've got me mixed up with Joe Sacco?"

And once you settle in and allow the book to work it's magic - well: there's lots to enjoy here and plenty of interesting sights to see along the way: from the signs on the wall  (I didn't realise that signs could sound snooty until I read: "Groups passing through our neighborhood severely offend the residents. Please. Stop this." - I mean - really?) to the local groups and the way that they can cut across the grain in interesting ways  ("Some ultra-orthodox Jews reject Zionism. They believe the messiah will come and restore the promised land to the chosen people. Not vice versa.") and the way to the - frankly bizarre - things that religion will make people do (good example of this include: an ice cream seller refusing to give children ice cream cones and whole bit about the search for a red heifers and how it relates to the End Times that kinda blew my little mind [4]). But I guess the thing that kept me reading is that Guy Delisle is a pretty fun (and chilled out) guy to hang out with - and the Tom Gauld-like simplicity of the art means that (although it's quite a thick book) it's real easy to breeze through the pages.

And then - yeah: there are the bits where he kinda delivers the sledgehammer emotions by delivering some of the messed-up happenings of the region with calm and understated gentleness that just lets the facts speak for themselves [5] which comes across clearest where he contrasts the image of him walking along a typical city street with the following narration:"This is the spot where a bulldozer ploughed into the crowd last July. A Palestinian from East Jerusalem was at the wheel  He overturned a city bus and smashed several cars before he was stopped. A civilian managed to climb into the bulldozer and shoot the driver at point blank range. 3 people were killed and forty-six injured."

I mean - yeah - this is a book that's all about the quotidian [6]: but as the book makes clear Jerusalem is a place where what passes for normal is very different to elsewhere. Thankfully tho - (no disrespect intended to it's tourist board or anything like that) Guy Delisle makes it so you don't have to go all the way around the world to get a taste of what it's like.

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[1] "So, he has fire in the belly! But it will take more than belly fire to be the next Baryshnikov."

[2] The best (and simplest) example of this that I've seen recently would be this blog post on Desmogblog: Why Climate Deniers Have No Scientific Credibility - In One Pie Chart (which I'd say - wins the star prize for best single image refutation of an argument ever).

[3] As it says on the free dictionary website: "An extended account in prose or verse of historical events, sometimes including legendary material, presented in chronological order and without authorial interpretation or comment."

[4] If you're not going to read the book then you can read about it here.

[5] Although - I guess that what you think that those facts are sayings all depends on where your sympathies lie. But yeah.

[6] Yeah - I'm showing off and breaking out the long words: but for some reason (maybe it says it in the book itself?) I wrote down "quotidian" in my notes when I was reading it - so I thought that maybe it would be good to work it in somewhere: if you don't know what it means - well: it's a fancy way of saying "everyday" or "commonplace." So yeah.

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Links: New Statesmen Review, Cartoon Movement Review, Wiseman of Chelm Review, Slant Magazine Review, Look Back to Galilee Review, PopMatters Review.

Further reading: Palestine, Footnotes in Gaza, I'm Never Coming BackGoliathWaltz with Bashir, The Arrival, The PhotographerPersepolisThe Rabbi's Cat, HabibiBlue Pills.

All comments welcome.

Thursday 7 February 2013

Events: Islington Comic Forum 2013/03

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Ok. So you know what? It's kinda hard to describe properly what a typical meeting of the Islington Comic Forum consists of (relax: - I'm not going to use that hoary old cliché about there's not really any such thing as a typical meeting of the Islington Comic Forum because - we're better than that - right?) - I mean: in the strict physical sense - it's a big table full of comic books (at a rough guesstimate I'd say there's usually around - what? - 150 books available for people to take home at each session) and a bunch of people (typically we get about a dozen or so people turn up) all from various walks of life and all with different backgrounds (yeah - I know you're thinking that's it probably all nerdy white guys - but seriously - we're as multicultural and diverse as a corporate video - with an age span from 6 to 90) all sitting around and discussing / arguing / sharing their thoughts and ideas about one of the most exciting and diverse mediums on the planet (nowadays if you're talking about something that's just "all about superheroes" my first guess is you're talking about films - but whatever). It's a little bit more chaotic than a book club but with the same sort of relaxed and open friendly atmosphere: all presided over by an excitable librarian (that would be me - hi!) who has pretty much read every comic book out there (even the terrible ones) and is willing to tell you where you're going wrong with whatever you're reading (and is most happy when people disagree with him). If you're curious as to what sort of books we discuss - then take a look around this blog - every book here has been included at one point or another. And if you want to know what sort of things we talk about: - well - it's never really that properly thought out but we touch upon everything from the best way to construct a story, to how far genre limits can go all the way to if Frank Miller was right about who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman.

Books available this month will include (unless - of course - they are reserved by other people)The Filth / The Essential Dykes To Watch Out For / Hard Boiled / Kibry: King of Comics / Batman: Batman and Robin / Cages / Prophet / Alice In Sunderland / Berlin / War Stories / Kick-Ass / Kick-Ass 2 / Love and Rockets: Heartbreak Soup / Marvel Boy / The Silence of Our FriendsJerusalem: Chronicles from the Holy City / SpawnThe Avengers (2011)  / Are You My Mother? / The Death RayThe New York Four / I Never Liked You / Swamp Thing / The Marvels Project / Aetheric Mechanics / Sweet Tooth / Alan Moore: Storyteller / Marvel Visionaries: Jack Kirby / The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen / Kiki de Montparnasse / Xombi / Footnotes In Gaza / Waltz with Bashir / B.P.R.D.: Hell on Earth / Button Man / Crossed / Thunderbolts:Faith in Monsters / Caged Angels  / The Adventures of Luther Arkwright / Flex Mentallo / Doktor Sleepless / Orc Stain plus many, many, many (many!) more.

There's also a book of the month (so that at least we can all talk about something we've all read). This month it's: The Umbrella Academy by Gerard Way and Gabriel Bá . If you get a chance please read it. You can reserve yourself a copy here. (For those of you that don't get the chance - don't worry - you can still come and join in with the discussions).

The next one is: Tuesday the 5th of March / 6:00pm to 7:30pm in the Upstairs Hall at North Library Manor Gardens N7 6JX. Here is a map. Come and join us. It's free. All welcome.

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All comments welcome.

Books: Batman: Earth One

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Batman: Earth One
Written by Geoff Johns
Art by Gary Frank
2012




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There's a blog called The Hurting that's pretty good ("Some of us don't have enough energy for all this guilt and shame"). Recently I was flicking through it's old posts (like you do) when I came across the following:

The Batman of Earth 7

Note: This is taken from an authentic dream I had recently. Don't ask me to explain, because I cannot.

The Batman of Earth 7 had the same kind of Batcave that all the other Batmen do: a hole in the ground filled with bats, stalagtites and standing water. There's the obligatory giant penny and various other trophies. But there are telling differences: a close examination of a newspaper photo of the Joker reveals that the Joker of Earth 7 is a black man wearing white face. There are pictures of Batman riding at the head of a horse cavalry, backed by a vanguard of white-hooded Klansmen. In a place of honor sits a photo of Batman shaking hands with President Woodrow Wilson."

That's how it starts. Really I recommend you read the whole thing [1]. It's pretty funny - but (more importantly) it made me realise something. Namely - even tho Batman's been kicking around for (what?) thousands (?) of years now: it's still possible to find a new spin and use the whole Bat-mythos to say interesting things about this, that, the human condition - i mean: whatever - stuff (you know). In the same way that most of theatre seems to be people reinterpreting Shakespeare (Macbeth! Set on a nuclear submarine! The Merchant of Venice! Set in the Gaza Strip! Hamlet! Set on a million years in the past! etc) [2] it seems that most comics just recycle the same old core concepts (Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, The Fantastic Four yadda yadda yadda). I mean - obviously - that doesn't have to be a bad thing [3]: but man - when the most you have to offer is (for all intents and purposes): what if we retold Batman's origin story: only this time: you could see his eyes through his mask?!  then: well - I'm not going to write nice things about it that's for sure.

So: Batman: Earth One is Batman told from the start again only this time - well: his costume is slightly different: people don't look exactly how you remember: and everyone is morally compromised and blah blah blah. The description that popped into my head when I read it - is - it's like taking a bath in dirty water. Like: if three people used it before you got there: and there's hairs floating around and stuff. So: no - not something that I would really recommend to anyone.

I mean: looking for someone sort of bright-side I guess I could say that Gary Frank's artwork has this kinda sub-Chris Weston thing going on... And yeah - ok: there's a low-grade kick to be had from seeing familiar characters in ever-so-slightly unfamiliar roles (and the general philosophy seemed to be: ok let's take this well-loved character and make them worse and more despondent somehow): but - really - I guess what it comes down to is this: if you want an exciting re-telling of the start of Batman's career as a professional crime-fighter then - well - Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli told pretty much exactly the same story all the way back in 1988 and they told it with a lot more class, style and imagination: and I mean: even if comparing the two is like putting The Godfather up against a made-for-tv piece of garbage: at least you get what I mean - right?

So: yeah - don't waste your time.

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[1] Which you can get to here.

[2] Although that's said by someone who has no real interest in seeing people act on stage: so maybe I'm wrong. Whatever. (At this point I'd really like to link that bit in the Simpsons where Homer heckles the animals at the zoo (“I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God, plays!") or that bit in Peep Show where Mark and Jeremy go to the theatre ("If this was on television, no one would be watching." "Oh God. We aren't we watching television?" "I can't believe coming here cost more than a film." "I've got Heat on DVD at home. We're watching this, when for less money, we could be watching Robert De Niro AND Al Pacino.") - but neither seem to be up on youtube: BOOOOOOO!!).

[3] See my long-standing love for Marvel's Ultimate Universe books for a good example of this (just stroll down the right hand side until you get to the "U"s). 

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Links: The Comics Journal Review.

Further reading: Batman: Year One, Batman: Year 100Batman: All Star Batman and RobinGreen Lantern: Secret OriginSuperman: Birthright.

All comments welcome.

Friday 1 February 2013

Books: Buddha

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Buddha
Vol 1: Kapilavastu
By Osamu Tezuka
2006




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Buddha
Vol 2: The Four Encounters
By Osamu Tezuka
2006



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Buddha
Vol 3: Devadatta
By Osamu Tezuka
2006




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I'm kinda twisting around all over the place trying to work out what the experience of reading Buddha is like.

Before I started reading it (and I put that off for quite a while before I actually gathered up enough strength to pick it up: because - gah: a massive long epic about Buddha? No thanks: I've stick to my science-fiction superheroes thanks) I'll admit that I was expecting something a lot more solemn and reverential - that's for sure. Something like the opening text of the second book maybe - "What is one man's life compared to the eternity of time and space? No more than a snowflake that glitters in the sun for a moment before melting into the flow of time." - but (ha) - as it turns out - all that sort of fancy talk is just the airs and graces draped around the - frankly - potty-mouthed and rambunctious extremes contained within.

First attempt at trying to describe what it's like: Ok - imagine a Disney movie where instead of just having one wild Robin Williams/Eddie Murphy-style-smart-talking genie/donkey-whatever making a noise on the sidelines: there was a whole motley crew of mischievous delinquents all jostling for your attention. And instead of being restricted to keeping it all safe and family-friendly: well - try and visualize what would happen if someone removed the child-safety settings: because that (as much as all that might make your head spin) is the best description I can think of as the reading experience it gives you. So: while it has all the appearance of cute and fluffy and butter-wouldn't-melt-in-it's-mouth: it only once you've wandered a few pages in that you start to realise how ramshackle (and I mean that in the best possible sense of the word) things are. The first hint of it is when a monk (looking around for the chosen one) asks a local if he knows anyone with "strange powers?" to which the local replies "you mean like ESP?" Now - there is a chance that maybe I'm completely wrong at this [1] - but previously I would have guessed that the notion of - you know - extrasensory perception wasn't one that people were kicking around lots in the ye olde ancient times: but it's an early warning for just how much disregard Tezuka [2] is paying to such quaint and rarefied concepts as "historical accuracy." [3] And then - of course - (let's give him a "warm welcome!") - one of the characters gets wee-ed on [4] and from that point on (as is so often the case when weeing on people is involved): - well - anything seems possible.

But just in case all this talk of piss is getting you confused: maybe I should mention (in case you couldn't tell from that title) that Buddha takes as it's subject: the life of the Buddha (and seeing how altogether it comprises eight volumes [5] and is something in excess of 2000 pages long - we're talking the complete life with no skipping over bits). And not in a distasteful, disrespectful or disreputable way either: actually as far as I could tell [6] it's all keeping in the spirit of the teachings of the Buddha and it's scattered with holy parables and people making wise little sayings [7] designed to nudge the reader into a life of spiritual purity (or something): or - what the hell: maybe it's just really interesting? (And I must say that I enjoyed the way that (mostly) it avoided the temptation to make easy or glib judgements: like the experience of reading it (just in case the example of the weeing didn't tip you off already) is as far from a devout sermon as you're likely to get while still remaining a story about a religious figure - if that makes sense? [8]).

Second attempt: ok - so try to visualise the most kindly-looking, gentle, twinkly-eyed grandfather you can possibly imagine. Like: Werther's Original spilling out of his pockets, a sly little grin constantly dancing at the corner of his lips. He's a Buddhist yeah - but he never really talks about it until the day comes that he puts you on his knee and solemnly informs you that he's going tell you the story of a man called Siddhārtha Gautama. Ok - you say: you're game. I mean: (oh did I not say this?) because now you're sitting closer you realise that this grandfather is actually Osamu Tezuka: who (to quote his wikipedia page) is world-renowned as the "Godfather of Anime" [9] (and is often considered the Japanese equivalent to Walt Disney) he's the one who came up with frigging Astro Boy [10] and basically was so on top of his game that - well: he spent over ten years [12] writing a massive epic about the life of the Buddha and had it become massively successful (Vol 1 has apparently sold over 20,000 copies) all the way back in the 1970s when - hell: comics where still dismissed as children's entertainment [13]: so - yeah: sure - you say: tell me this story.

So he starts to tell you this story. And - at the start it's all so very grand and stately that you can almost hear the classical music playing in the background (so much so - that you're worried that you're going to fall asleep) and then - I dunno - some point around the weeing: he really starts to get into it. Like: you realise that your grandfather is no longer a sedate and docile old man: but is suddenly somehow turned into a impish teenage boy: of which the most obvious manifestation would be (and it's best to keep things simple I guess) all the almost-delirious cussing and swearing that happens every dozen pages or so: "You filthy bastard!" "Asshole" "Holy Shit!" I mean - it's never really gratuitous or out of place or anything like that: but man - it's still - I dunno: strangely exhilarating (?) to come across something that seems kinda designed for that universal all-ages appeal (the best example of recent times of course being Pixar films) not being at all afraid to revert to the language normally reserved for sailors (close your eyes and imagine watching a film where Mickey Mouse got so angry that he flipped someone off and you're getting close to the effect).

The thing is tho: while I understand that from this description it sounds like maybe it's a Garth Ennis version of Buddha (or something): all crude and gritty and whatever: the cumulative effect is actually the opposite. Like I said - it feels like it's your grandfather who's the one who's telling you the story - so it doesn't feel scuzzy or dirty or anything like that: rather it's more like a joyful embrace of the messiness of life: warts and all. I mean (just to hammer the point home): there's a whole lot of nude people prancing around all over the pages of these books: but none of it is really done in a titillating way: it's more like the matter-of-factness of a nudist beach rather than the bump and grind of: well - all the contexts you usually find nakedity in. And altogether it's just - I dunno - lovely. Like the feeling of sunshine on your skin. If you haven't read it - well: I'd recommend that you do.

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[1] Anyone care to do any rehearse to find out one way or the other? (Actually - balls to that: I just did a quick google and it turns out that the term "Extrasensory perception" was first adopted by Duke University psychologist J. B. Rhine (and seeing how he was only born in 1895 I'm guessing it wasn't kicking around in common use all the way back in ancient India where Buddha is (dur - obviously) set).

[2] Or the translators at least. I mean - speaking as someone that doesn't speak a word of Japanese: I must point out that maybe the original is totally different and whoever was in charge of converting it into English just thought - what the hell: let's go crazy: but somehow I doubt it.

[3] In fact - the only thing that really comes close to how it feels would be the "Time Masheen" ride from Mike Judge's Idiocracy. (This of course - and let's not be mistaken here: is a good thing).

[4] "Wee-ed"? Is that right? Or am I mangling my English? I dunno....

[5] Eight volumes you say? Then why are there only pictures of three volumes up at the top there? Well: as Islington is a public library that can't afford absolutely everything we don't actually have the other five volumes (well - at least not yet: anyone care to put in an order?): but hey - you can read the first three and although (obviously) it's not the complete story: it can still show you a pretty damn fine little time (and each book is about 400 pages long: so it doesn't feel like you're getting short-changed or anything).

[6] Me of course being someone who knows next to absolutely nothing about Buddha or Buddhism. (Apart from the small bits I gleaned when (as a massive young fan of the band) I used to read about where Nirvana got their name from: and somehow it feels like that maybe doesn't properly count?)

[7] My personal favourite being: "My teacher said once that every man faces seven enemies in his lifetime, sickness, hunger, betrayal, envy, greed, old age, and then death..." (Of course they missed out the eighth which is "internet" but I guess there are some things which are beyond even the Buddha's infinite wisdom....).

[8] Although - what with all the trumpeting about the birth of the king of kings and everything that happens towards the end of the first volume I couldn't help thinking of the following passage from by Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five: "It was The Gospel From Outer Space, by Kilgore Trout. It was about a visitor from outer space... [who] made a serious study of Christianity, to learn, if he could, why Christians found it so easy to be cruel. He concluded that at least part of the trouble was slipshod storytelling in the New Testament. He supposed that the intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the lowest of the low. But the Gospels actually taught this: Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes. The flaw in the Christ stories, said the visitor from outer space, was that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being in the Universe. Readers understood that, so, when they came to the crucifixion, they naturally thought...: Oh, boy — they sure picked the wrong guy to lynch that time! And that thought had a brother: "There are right people to lynch." Who? People not well connected. So it goes. The visitor from outer space made a gift to Earth of a new Gospel. In it, Jesus really was a nobody, and a pain in the neck to a lot of people with better connections than he had. He still got to say all the lovely and puzzling things he said in the other Gospels. So the people amused themselves one day by nailing him to a cross and planting the cross in the ground. There couldn't possibly be any repercussions, the lynchers thought. The reader would have to think that too, since the Gospel hammered home again and again what a nobody Jesus was. And then, just before the nobody died, the heavens opened up, and there was thunder and lightning. The voice of God came crashing down. He told the people that he was adopting the bum as his son, giving him the full powers and privileges of the Son of the Creator of the Universe throughout all eternity. God said this: From this moment on, He will punish anybody who torments a bum who has no connections!" (But then I guess you can't blame Osamu Tezuka for this - seeing how he's working on the story of someone who was born hundreds of years before Jesus rocked up: and I guess there was only so far people were (are?) willing to go...).

[9] Also: "the father of manga", "the god of comics" and "kamisama of manga". (don't believe me? Fine: go check his page out for yourself).

[10] And - ok - yeah: here in the west Astro Boy is barely remembered (if at all) as a 2009 kid's film (featuring the voices of Kristen Bell, Nathan Lane, Eugene Levy, Matt Lucas, Bill Nighy, Donald Sutherland, Moises Arias, Charlize Theron and Nicolas Cage!) that even I haven't seen. But on the other side of the world he's an icon on the same level as Mickey Mouse - which just goes to show (I dunno): how fickle people can be? Or maybe it's just that western audiences just aren't ready for a story that begins with a scientist building himself a robot boy to replace his dead son? (and I love this little nugget from the Astro Boy wikipedia page which specifies: that said dead son ran away in the 2003 anime and was vaporized in the 2009 film: sucks to be him I guess [11]).

[11] Just a random thought: wouldn't it be great if it had the same thing on Batman's wikipedia page? "Bruce Wayne decided to become Batman after - as a child - he witnessed the death of his parents (ran away in the 2003 anime; vaporized in the 2009 film)." No? Just me? Ok then.  

[12] "The series began in September 1972 and ended in December 1983, as one of Tezuka's last epic manga works."

[13] Which - actually (come to think of it) kinda does make sense: seeing how Alan Moore and Frank Miller hadn't really made any waves at that point: but whatever: that's a whole other story right? Right.

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Further reading: Habibi, Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth, Astro Boy, American Born Chinese, Akira, SolaninThe Sandman: The Dream HuntersRudyard Kipling's Jungle Book Stories.

All comments welcome.